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[The EarLicker]

i always love to see finesse/fencing type of character being confroned by BIG CHUGG, THE STICK HITTER.

[Sir Vladimir]

I imagine he have like a lower-pitch, but soft voice, but when he laughs it's ultrasound high squekish "BWoohEEhEEhEEhEE".

ZeTrystan responds:

You're not wrong! It's pretty much how I imagine him talking. :'D

[Pride Month Minotaur]

After years of living together and 14 adoptive kids, their conversation went kinda like this:
"Wait, you are gay? i'd never tought".

[No more ideas nooo]

Just go for "Thos damn pesky kids nowadays!" and talk about generational gap. Stuff never gets old. Literally. There are records of people complaining about youth going back as far as ancient Greece.

Or you know... wait untill you start balding and depression comes around for a rematch.

[The Coarse Curse Episode 2 031 - 035]

Teacher having loving husband and being dismissive of Fiyo is probably biggest plot twist so far.

[Mumu the Minotaur Paladin]

Pirate captain, drunkenly stumbling on the deck from being awakened by his crewmates screaming.
"OH. SEA-BULL. I tought that ruckus was about giant seagull."

Love the fishnet cape!

ZeTrystan responds:

"Good MOO-rning, fellow pirate!"

Ahah, well thank you! quite hellish to colour around though, I have to admit. :')

[Rent]

why don't you just inherit an apartment in the middle of the city from a great-aunt.

(sobs quietly in the corner, proceeds to pay tax for sobbing and sitting in the corner)

ZeTrystan responds:

All my family was lost at sea on a cruise line, now I have no more family, don't bring that up please ⛵

[Final Feast]

love the classical hood and little details all over the place.

[Workout]

Fitness isn't a sprint to the finish line, it is an adventure. Yours is just of slavic folk hero who literally sat on his ass for 30 years.

ZeTrystan responds:

Thy Man Who Sat On Hes Arse For 30 Years, a cautionary tale.

[Mo armor, mo problems]

Reasons to wear armor bra
>Allergic to armor
>Corrosive sweat
>Curse of metal-eating slime
>Chainmail was donated to starving Clerics

Also holy macarany that is one Kim Possible level upper lip going there.

ZeTrystan responds:

That's how it works! EXCUSES! EXCUSES! I LOVE EXCUSES!