WunderShnitzel's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Worst]

Hey, at least you don't put pinapple on pizza.

Seriously tho, your existance is biggest middle finger to the void. Shine on, ya wonderfull bacon of human bean.

[Professional Walk Cycle]

i mean... this portrays , with 100% accuracy, how it feels to walk after intense leg workout.

[SH2 Redesign - Pyramid Head]

Love the redesign, that urethra-looking bulge on the stomach and stretched skin, but skulls and bones are looking out of place? This Dorito-shaped fella is embodiment of strongest dark feelings ofJames Sunderland : guilt and pent-up sexual frustration. Skulls are more about fright or rage.
Otherwise 8/10, would shit my pants upon meeting that thing in any environment.

[Blôd]

He's fluffy as ever. Love the little touches and consistency in design, but i wonder. His voice is shriekingly squeakish or softly silkish or like a bag of gravel being dragged by a moose?

ZeTrystan responds:

I'm pretty sure he would talk like a generic Disney prince hahaha

[Omori Fanmade Foe - Spyder]

>6 legs and less than a million eyes.
It's actually a bug, disguised as spider disguised as spy.
Clever.

[Kid Noah]

Noah is kinda of a character, player of which would have a favorite stone in the backyard. And that stone would have a name.

[Winner winner chicken dinner]

You win in a lottery and you get to live as a prise? Was it russian roulette? D:

[Noah the firbolg and Forrest the spirit]

Love the belts all over the place and whole "gentle giant" vibes.

ZeTrystan responds:

Gentle giant vibes are the only thing I want always!

[Sleeping with the fishes]

The sheer amount of Wholesome in this picture is enough to cure a depression or two. I love it.

[I want a house]

Ah, the favortie passtime of upstairs neighbourghs : playing the wonderfull game of "rabid wolverine stampede"