WunderShnitzel's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Feast]

love the classical hood and little details all over the place.

[Workout]

Fitness isn't a sprint to the finish line, it is an adventure. Yours is just of slavic folk hero who literally sat on his ass for 30 years.

ZeTrystan responds:

Thy Man Who Sat On Hes Arse For 30 Years, a cautionary tale.

[Mo armor, mo problems]

Reasons to wear armor bra
>Allergic to armor
>Corrosive sweat
>Curse of metal-eating slime
>Chainmail was donated to starving Clerics

Also holy macarany that is one Kim Possible level upper lip going there.

ZeTrystan responds:

That's how it works! EXCUSES! EXCUSES! I LOVE EXCUSES!

[Goblin]

(still bleeds after being shanked, by said goblin) Awwww.

[Post]

Remember. Even if you are trash, there's plenty of raccoons who'll love you for being trash. It's a win-win.

[Englishsplained]

English-speaking people are, usually, not that bad. I actually appreciate, when people corret my mangled prononciation, and whenever they do, it's rarely in obnoxious or unfunny way. But don't you date to mispronounce 7th silent "sh" in 4-letter french word, they gonna roll out their guiltonies like it's 1789.

[Mood Ring]

is this harrowed by it's existance "aaaaaa" or space marine, capital "AAAAAAAA"?

ZeTrystan responds:

a bit of both, I would guess? :D

[Trystoni]

ONI-CHAN!
Those vibrant colours and patterns actually made me think more about mexican day of the dead. I love it.

ZeTrystan responds:

Hahaha, in a way, it's true!

[Dog dog dog]

Egypteans were on the right track and named Cats "Mao"

[Relatable]

i can relate to that.