Total Medals Earned: 1,167 (From 267 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,015 Points
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/500 points)
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/250 points)
Kill 50 enemies
Complete first mission
Complete the Boss Run
Complete the game
Obtain all gold medals
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Skip the story midway
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/115 points)
Kiss the Kitten, Love the Kitten.
Complete the Game.
Thanks to your support!
Complete all the Bonus Levels.
Callect all the Pills.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/90 points)
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Beat level 1
Beat level 3
Beat level 2
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat the game
Defeat the boss
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Build Frankenstein's Monster
Don't skip instructions
Make 1 enemy fall with a monster piece
Squish an enemy with a monster piece
Build The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Listen to all songs
Build The Wolfman
Build The Mole Man
Build The Invisible Man
Build The Phantom of the Opera
Build Bride of Frankenstein
Make 3 enemies fall with a monster piece
Build The Mummy
Build American Werewolf in London
Collect 9 electro-tasers
Kill all enemies on screen at once with 1 acid
Build Count Dracula
Score at least 200,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
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