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Teacher having loving husband and being dismissive of Fiyo is probably biggest plot twist so far.

Pirate captain, drunkenly stumbling on the deck from being awakened by his crewmates screaming.
"OH. SEA-BULL. I tought that ruckus was about giant seagull."

Love the fishnet cape!

ZeTrystan responds:

"Good MOO-rning, fellow pirate!"

Ahah, well thank you! quite hellish to colour around though, I have to admit. :')

why don't you just inherit an apartment in the middle of the city from a great-aunt.

(sobs quietly in the corner, proceeds to pay tax for sobbing and sitting in the corner)

ZeTrystan responds:

All my family was lost at sea on a cruise line, now I have no more family, don't bring that up please ⛵

love the classical hood and little details all over the place.

Fitness isn't a sprint to the finish line, it is an adventure. Yours is just of slavic folk hero who literally sat on his ass for 30 years.

ZeTrystan responds:

Thy Man Who Sat On Hes Arse For 30 Years, a cautionary tale.

Reasons to wear armor bra
>Allergic to armor
>Corrosive sweat
>Curse of metal-eating slime
>Chainmail was donated to starving Clerics

Also holy macarany that is one Kim Possible level upper lip going there.

ZeTrystan responds:

That's how it works! EXCUSES! EXCUSES! I LOVE EXCUSES!

(still bleeds after being shanked, by said goblin) Awwww.

Remember. Even if you are trash, there's plenty of raccoons who'll love you for being trash. It's a win-win.

English-speaking people are, usually, not that bad. I actually appreciate, when people corret my mangled prononciation, and whenever they do, it's rarely in obnoxious or unfunny way. But don't you date to mispronounce 7th silent "sh" in 4-letter french word, they gonna roll out their guiltonies like it's 1789.

is this harrowed by it's existance "aaaaaa" or space marine, capital "AAAAAAAA"?

ZeTrystan responds:

a bit of both, I would guess? :D

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