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Pirate captain, drunkenly stumbling on the deck from being awakened by his crewmates screaming.
"OH. SEA-BULL. I tought that ruckus was about giant seagull."

Love the fishnet cape!

ZeTrystan responds:

"Good MOO-rning, fellow pirate!"

Ahah, well thank you! quite hellish to colour around though, I have to admit. :')

why don't you just inherit an apartment in the middle of the city from a great-aunt.

(sobs quietly in the corner, proceeds to pay tax for sobbing and sitting in the corner)

ZeTrystan responds:

All my family was lost at sea on a cruise line, now I have no more family, don't bring that up please ⛵

Fitness isn't a sprint to the finish line, it is an adventure. Yours is just of slavic folk hero who literally sat on his ass for 30 years.

ZeTrystan responds:

Thy Man Who Sat On Hes Arse For 30 Years, a cautionary tale.

Reasons to wear armor bra
>Allergic to armor
>Corrosive sweat
>Curse of metal-eating slime
>Chainmail was donated to starving Clerics

Also holy macarany that is one Kim Possible level upper lip going there.

ZeTrystan responds:

That's how it works! EXCUSES! EXCUSES! I LOVE EXCUSES!

is this harrowed by it's existance "aaaaaa" or space marine, capital "AAAAAAAA"?

ZeTrystan responds:

a bit of both, I would guess? :D

ONI-CHAN!
Those vibrant colours and patterns actually made me think more about mexican day of the dead. I love it.

ZeTrystan responds:

Hahaha, in a way, it's true!

You are 29 rotation around the star old. That's amazing. Keep rockin, you imagination-powered space ghost piloting a robot made out of dead stars.

ZeTrystan responds:

Gotta love those darn rotations!

He's fluffy as ever. Love the little touches and consistency in design, but i wonder. His voice is shriekingly squeakish or softly silkish or like a bag of gravel being dragged by a moose?

ZeTrystan responds:

I'm pretty sure he would talk like a generic Disney prince hahaha

Love the belts all over the place and whole "gentle giant" vibes.

ZeTrystan responds:

Gentle giant vibes are the only thing I want always!

Love the background and little details. Keeping tea even in apocalypse is resonating with me.
maybe add a "apparittion resistance" ? Since you have such low energy you'd be invisible for energy-feeding ghosts and monster.

ZeTrystan responds:

HAHA having so low energy that ghosts think I'm a ghost as well.

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